This is wrong
But I will allow it for now. Seriously, Chi-chan shouldn't be deceived like that all the time.
I know it's teasing and all but I can't take this kind of things if it was real life.
Bruh... He did more than 300 in just one try! Even if he lied to Chi (which we all have done to a kid more than once), he more than earned those chocos.
He's going to repay those missing push-up in bed that night.
"Now that I helped you with Chi, how about you repay me with some push-up tonight"
That legit sound like something Miss Nishikata would say
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I don't see how he can be a simp either if he's married with a loving housewife and daughter. simps don't get anything back or have any real investment.
Also this is Nishikata, his stubborn pride would have forced him to knock out the rest of the 682 push ups in batches later on in the evening, once his arms recovered a little, maybe with the Greasing the Groove method.
Also 2nd kid when? Ideally an actually smart son that is locked in a perpetual battle of wits with mummy?