Last Letter Game

[CadianGuardian]

Macharius, Lord Commander Solar of the Imperial Guard

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I'm bringing back the copypasta. You fuckers deserve it.

Last Letter threads are the biggest fucking cancer that inexplicably plagues every single forum I've ever been to. Websites with awful "post number reward" systems had dozens of variants. My city council's geocities-looking forum has a goddamn Last Letter thread.

Like, Christ, you're on a website with more content than you could probably read in a couple of decades, yet you're wasting hours of your life on finding a witty follow-up to "two years worth of semen glopping" that starts with the letter "g". Why, who the fuck would would find that fun?

There are tribes in the Arctic Circle that are completely untouched by civilization, who spend a third of their lifetimes with no more than four hours of sunlight a day, all of which are dedicated to hunting and eating raw blubber off bacteria-ridden sea mammals. If you're short on said disgusting whale blubber, there's also a distinct possibility of getting pushed out by your younger, stronger offspring from your home into the freezing tundra to die, so as to save resources. Not even these people could come up with a game as dull and miserable as a Last Letter Thread, let alone keep one up for 350+ pages with constant new participants joining.

There's only one thing worse than that exercise in communal suffering, and that's those stupid-ass Competitive Counting games. Counting threads are where fun goes to die. Presumably after being castrated in a Last Letter Thread. Every one of you is a massive fucking numbskull.

 

[Richman]

@bigtiddyoneesan
Wast Wettew thweads awe the biggest fucking cancew that inyexpwicabwy pwagues evewy singwe fowum I've evew been to. Websites with awfuw "post nyumbew wewawd" systems had dozens of vawiants. My city counciw's geocities-wooking fowum has a goddamn Wast Wettew thwead.

Wike, Chwist, you'we on a website with mowe content than you couwd pwobabwy wead in a coupwe of decades, yet you'we wasting houws of youw wife on finding a witty fowwow-up to "two yeaws wowth of semen gwopping" that stawts with the wettew "g". Why, who the fuck wouwd wouwd find that fun?

Thewe awe twibes in the Awctic Ciwcwe that awe compwetewy untouched by civiwization, who spend a thiwd of theiw wifetimes with nyo mowe than fouw houws of sunwight a day, aww of which awe dedicated to hunting and eating waw bwubbew off bactewia-widden sea mammaws. If you'we showt on said disgusting whawe bwubbew, thewe's awso a distinct possibiwity of getting pushed out by youw youngew, stwongew offspwing fwom youw home into the fweezing tundwa to die, so as to save wesouwces. Nyot even these peopwe couwd come up with a game as duww and misewabwe as a Wast Wettew Thwead, wet awonye keep onye up fow 350+ pages with constant nyew pawticipants joinying.

Thewe's onwy onye thing wowse than that exewcise in communyaw suffewing, and that's those stupid-ass Competitive Counting games. Counting thweads awe whewe fun goes to die. Pwesumabwy aftew being castwated in a Wast Wettew Thwead. Evewy onye of you is a massive fucking nyumbskuww.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Richman
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[Richman]

@bigtiddyoneesan
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