Lets make a story!

[AfterMidnightMoon]

And as he pressed harder, her back started to split into two, from which barbed mechanical flesh hooks sprung forth.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Spoiler

Is the gif loading? It's not on my end...

"Onii-chan, what the frick?"

 

[CyanHide]

The FBI noticed the shenanigans, and started to acquire funding for a nuke...

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But the boy knew that he had to protect his wizardly little sister from the DBI's investigative teams because his imouto is actually a top-secret magic mercenary from another world who is here to assassinate the president.

 

[421cookies]

His imouto now took form of some kind gainax mecha and the boy need to ride on her cute butt to escape from FBI

 

[Backto2122]

But then he saw the truth, the big boobed FBI-chan truth.

 

[CyanHide]

And then he woke up, glad to know that the nightmare was all a dream, that his life was still normal, and that nothing weird was going to get to him, and because of this, he has now gained a death wish for simply having obtained dark knowledge from said dream.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

His dreams came back time and time again and he felt lost and confused that he sought to acquire his not-so-legal loli stepsister's affections.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But just as he was about to confess his love to his little imouto, he accidentally tripped over a conveniently-placed banana peel and fell on her while pressing her robot-transformation boobies.

 

[CyanHide]

Her transformation killed the boy.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But it turns out that his shota/loli mother thing is a wizard that learned the arts of necromancy.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

"Arise, my son." said the shota/loli mother with a 20cm peepee.

Spoiler

according to 421cookies

 

[JJred2]

"eat this and never die so that you may eat my ass for all eternity"

 

[KE1tea]

There was a magic circle in the middle of the room and it was shining: and a 10 meter tank rose out.

 

[Epicredeemer]

It was Truck-kun's cousin, Sensha-chan

 

[Markgraf]

The hatch opened & a perky high school girl clad in a sailor uniform popped her head out, smiled, & put her hand on her cheek, looking at the resurrected boy.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

"Hello, boy! I'm here to ara ara you!!" she smiled as strongly as she is smug.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

The perky high school girl started to ara ara him, much to the jealousy of his shota/loli mother.

Spoiler

NTR?

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

"No, this is just wrong..." the boy muttered, "MY HEART BELONGS TO NONE OTHER THAN SHREK!!!"

Spoiler

Nah

 

[Markgraf]

"Oh? Is that so?" said the perky high school girl as her eyes faded into a pair of dark pools staring coldly at the boy.