Martial Peak - Ch. 949 - Cultivation

that is probably the strangest cultivation thingy I've seen in all the garbage I've read
 
He all the sudden has a baby face growing from his chest and isn't bothered at all.
 
im just imagining one of those hot female cultivators taking her robe off and there is a screaming face on each tit

what other bizarre shit do they have going on
 
OMG now I know I would never be able to become a cultivator. I see that one of the requirements to become a cultivator is the mental fortitude to not freak out when baby Hashirama face suddenly sprout out on your chest. No wonder Madara could spam meteorites and enslave a whole planet. He's definitely at least a Saint level cultivator, maybe more.
 
So I asked myself how do you top the creepy McDonald's talking tree and an answer was provided. But was this really necessary? Couldn't he have just got a tramp stamp in the shape of the flower? If it starts speaking it may be time to stop following this one.
 

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