Sitting a table next to me, a boyfriend brought food to his girlfriend.
"You're late! I thought I was gonna be a granny!" said the girlfriend.
The boyfriend, with a big smile on his face, replied, "Woah, I didn't know you would wait for me for that long!"
Embarrassed by the boyfriend's remark, the girlfriend looked down and said, "Idiot..."
The meal tastes so bitter.