Attention young aspiring writers! Are your main characters cute but overall unremarkable? Want to make them stand out? Why, just make everyone else 10 times dumber of course! Who needs clever writing when the villains willingly shoot themselves in the foot?
Dang GO LORD GREED!!!!!! YOU SHOW 'EM!!! MAKE IT SLOW!!!AND PAINFUL!!! AND SLOW!!! AND HEAR THEIR ANGUISH!!! HIS DESPAIR!!! TILL HE CRIES BLOOD OUT OF HIS EYES!!!!! *EVIL LAUGHTER
Pardon me for my lack of manner, that was quite unlike my mask... I mean my self... that was just a slip of the facade, I mean tongue
*I just really wanna cut off the throats of the beef jerky served to the mc ( ^ U ^ )