My Sp/lit Little Sister - Vol. 1 Ch. 29 - Celeb/rate

@phoenixir i just googled a 23 inch pizza and it's fucking huge, don't know what country you're living in that would call a pizza that would feed 10-11 people medium.
 
@phoenixir Where in fuckin America do you live? I'm in Texas and while we do get some absurdly sized novelty pizzas here cuz "ERRTHANGS BIGGER IN TEXAS", an EXTRA LARGE is generally 16 inches for the average pizza joint.
 
@seirio I live by the Great Lakes. We have pretty big Pizzas here too. When I lived in the Crossroads I think there was a 30 inch Pizza. It was for family, and it wasn't from a chain. In fact just lat week I had a 26 inch Pizza
 
In Poland it's pretty standard to have like 40-45 cm called Extra Large in chain pizzerias, but pretty much half of the normal restaurants have 60cm pizza in their menu. But in most of them you won't get it in the delivery since it's too big for the cars.
 
This reminds me of a pizzeria back in my hometown when I was little kid. We had a large Italian population and some fantastic Italian food places. Anyways, one of things that they were locally famous for was their sheet pizzas. Exactly what it sounds like - rectangular sheets of pizza (and, yes, the corners were highly prized and sought over and the inner slices without crust were always less popular). And, as a kid, I always saw these things as these FUCKING MONSTROUSLY HUGE things that could feed our whole family. Years later when I went back we ordered one of those sheet pizzas. I was confused, because it was barely bigger than a regular pizza. I was like, "...The hell? Did they dramatically decrease the size of their sheet pizzas or something?" Apparently they were always that size. Just the viewpoint of a kid and a showcase that memories aren't as ironclad as we'd like to think.

...Don't get me wrong, it's still great pizza, but to this day I still want to see a sheet pizza like the size of a fucking beach towel or something just to satisfy my warped memories.

@Weetch
...I don't know how the fuck you think you're going to feed 11 hungry people with a single 24 inch pizza - because you aren't. I honestly don't think it's as big as you think it is. Even if you're talking about 5-year-old children with tiny appetites/stomaches, 11 of them are going to make a 24 inch pizza disappear instantly and them being hungry again in an hour (or likely less).

@seirio
You're almost certainly talking about large(r) chain stores. In which case, that doesn't count whatsoever. It's not like Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, Dominos, ect. has some super secret large pizza menu that they're keeping hidden from just Texas. That shit is standardized in every single state that they're in. Unless it's a local place or some limited franchise, they're not going to have larger pizzas like that because of distribution reasons.

And, also, if you can't find anything larger than a 16" pizza in Texas, you aren't looking very fucking hard.
 
@definitionofinsanity

Bitch I live in Texas, of course I know joints that make absurdly large sized pizzas. Fuckin Russo's is a chain joint around here that offer monster sized 28 inch pizza maybe 1.5-2x larger than your torso unless you're a chunky ass boy. That's more than enough to feed 8-10 in my experience.

But the standard "Large Sized" pizza over here is always 14-16 inches. That's the standard everywhere here. Extra larges typically hitting around 18 inches and feeding 4 people at least.
 

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