i still get taken back whenever someone new discovers his tail and says stuff like this
like, i'm shocked you know, the tail metaphor is so out of place sometimes
it's just a tail
no sane person can write off someone who literally just saved their life because they have a measly tail
idk, it's weird
real people drive 50 on a 65 and eats pizzas with anchovies you know, life can be much weirder than a pig tail