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P Phantommemorial Joined Aug 16, 2020 Messages 128 Dec 26, 2020 #5 He wants you to be the first person he sees in the morning. C'mon, realize that
S Sep10trion Joined Mar 7, 2019 Messages 3,869 Dec 26, 2020 #6 Might not be a good idea if he's prone to morning wood.
Renan_Walheim Joined Dec 24, 2018 Messages 1,804 Dec 26, 2020 #7 It's a brilliant idea if he's prone to morning wood.
dsquare682 Joined Jan 5, 2020 Messages 428 Dec 26, 2020 #11 My man gets to see her first thing in the morning Yes please
H habla Joined Feb 4, 2018 Messages 126 Dec 26, 2020 #14 Ah, the classic threatening me with a good time
A ampnaman Joined Feb 4, 2018 Messages 1,351 Dec 26, 2020 #15 Ahh nice... would also be an opportunity to pull her to bed.
Markgraf Joined Apr 26, 2018 Messages 2,487 Dec 26, 2020 #16 Yeah, his alarm clock in the morning and his dakimakura at night.
K_izumi Joined Jul 30, 2020 Messages 56 Dec 27, 2020 #18 Yes. That's definitely a YES. This lucky, lucky man.
T TheLargeRoomba Joined Jun 26, 2020 Messages 71 Dec 27, 2020 #20 More evidence for the Sawarida is an incubus (or at least half) theory: He has low blood pressure in the morning because all his blood flows to his MAGNUM DONG due to morning wood.
More evidence for the Sawarida is an incubus (or at least half) theory: He has low blood pressure in the morning because all his blood flows to his MAGNUM DONG due to morning wood.