Ore wa Subete wo “Parry” Suru - Ch. 1

[Feivian]

The translation's really crusty

 

[Varler]

The grammar and stuff is really off, so it definitely needs a proofreader. But still, thanks for translating! :)

 

[xoxa]

following up.

 

[Gaiseric9]

Thanks for the chapter. Good start

 

[inel]

thx for the chapter <3

 

[Kysil]

Parry this You Casual

 

[RimuruXD]

@Kysil
Party this filthy casual

 

[Izaya_Onisai]

Seems like his brain got damaged...

@Fwaifuxsenpai
@Kysil

 

[MrMcNasty]

I like having a hero that's actually built like someone that swings a longsword for a living, but him having a musclebrain makes this a tough sell...

 

[Stalkerman]

The grammar could use a bit of work

 

[personal852]

let me guess, he's gonna go bald, right?

 

[martinren123]

This manga is literally mocking me. I cant parry in dark souls for the life of me. I literally finished all the souls games without even learning to parry lol. In DS1 @and DS2 I just went full poise heavy str build so i can just mow them down with a two handed greatsword In DS3 i went with a dex build for just roll and avoid while weilding the washing pole.

Never have i equiped a shield except at the start

 

[Gladiator02]

“I have some minor skills added to parry” when he started listing them i was like “wait he's already crazy op. Why don't he do a test of fighting an examiner?”

 

[ataniphor]

wrong the true king of parry is some dried beef Jerky of a man running around in his undies.

 

[quaicai12]

lmao this guy's gonna be a literal god in darksouls

 

[joshguy]

@Gladiator02 yeah as he listed them I was like "Aren't every single one of those useful skills for adventurers?"

 

[Gladiator02]

@joshguy Apperentaly there's more...This is a manga that builds around misunderstandings...

Spoiler

Apperentaly there's a rumor of a child prodigy that was mistaken in the guild training. He was dismissed as useless but that kid was a jack of all trades.After being dismissed he was chased but never found again.I wonder who that kid is...So after being labeled useless Mc went and trained all those skills to a max level believing he's crazy weak still. He fights Dragons but thinks them as frogs. Makes an ultra mega super dragon submit and thinks it was calmed down by someone else.Finds a demonkin kid and thinks it's just pale.

I don't like saying idiot but i think author mixes idiocity with denseness. This guy isn't dense. I was going to read the Wn but i don't like these kind of misunderstandings.Good examples for funny misunderstandings for this genre are Tatoeba Last dungeon or inferior knight Lv999 etc.This one is stuck between comedy and action but can't decide either of them

 

[joshguy]

@Gladiator02 Yeah, that's gonna get annoying.

 

[ReRead]

When you learned how to parry backwards in every souls game and backstab off that parry.

 

[timidhakana]

HAHAHA, hes like those beta mc fantasy character but with jacked up body. its really hilarious how the mangaka draw him.