Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 103 - SCP-738

[Renard]

Reminds me when Dethklok made a deal with the devil and they were able to change the price.

 

[Keledor]

@Kampfarsch
I think it is supposed to only apply to D-level personal, researchers are not supposed to go in anyway.
It is there to ensure they won't ask for freedom once again and won't become Keter anomaly.

 

[waterflame]

What happens when you sit In the fancy chair?

 

[Njin]

"Description declined".

Lmao. I read this as not being censored because it was so spicy, but because it was so long and specific and therefore too much of a pain to write down.

 

[scripted]

Hey that swole guy get a 100% Younger Toguro

 

[Kzitold]

@Njin

Well... According to the site
"the working draft of the agreement was at least 900 pages long"
But...
"appearance of the entity as identical to his first-year contracts professor from law school"
"Mr. Katz lapsed into unconsciousness due to exhaustion"
"note saying 'Please come back any time. I haven't had so much fun in years.'"

 

[WhimsiCat]

@Red225 : Except I was talking about the capability of the SCP itself, not the Foundation, so your comparison make no sense.

It's more of "There exist a gun capable of killing 682, but we can't get it"

 

[ZeroWWE]

haha i can see what happen in page 2 XD
devil: what you wish any wish i can make it true

guy: PANT I WISH FOR HIGHSCHOOL GIRL PANT

devil: ....i have the power to make you a god and this what you wish ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

guy: PANTS!

devil: ........here you go

YAAA MY DREAM COME TRUE!

devil: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

 

[Trihexa]

Cassy's pantsu

 

[phage83]

@ZeroWWE

Reminds me of dragon ball.

 

[wtfshit]

over 60 not allowed?

 

[XShrike]

I don't understand why nobody with an IQ over 60 is allowed in. Is it because they are afraid anyone with an IQ over 60 will make a smart enough wish to successfully escape or worse?

 

[need4speedrazor6]

@ZeroWWE
He cant give that power; equivalent exchange

 

[GaryMahmud]

@RandomBirb oh thank you

 

[ThatOneJester]

I like this one.
Especially the bit about the legal department.

 

[Kaelpie]

That negotiating dude made me think of the Crossroads clip from Metalocalypse

 

[Pooky2011]

I wonder what's the salary for being a business demon

 

[Kanol]

@Kampfarsch My thought exactly. This screams "don't use D-Class for testing" since one of them could wish for the sun to become lime jello or something. The person who wished for "the power to never be imprisoned again" should have met with decapitation before he was ever offered terms.

Seems like it'd be a fun SCP to dicker with since it's relatively harmless as long as you don't agree to it's price.

... is that whasthizface from Yu Yu Hakusho?

 

[SSS26032002]

Do you really think that the man who wanted pantsu has an IQ lower than 60?!

 

[SeveViola]

At the forth page, I think i know what the man wanted... but I don't wanna say it... for now.