Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 112 - SCP-1675

[ClueByFour]

@Epicredeemer Killing Canada Gooses?!? WHAT!?!

 

[youiri65]

Oh. Its because the Swan belongs to the genus Cygnus, not Anser, Chen, or Branta

Canadian Geese are from genus Branta.

 

[Werebearguy]

Geese are literal monsters. This is a good SCP specimen. Do not be swayed by goose propaganda.

 

[R4ampage]

This Geese is getting Cooked *muffled Flamethrower noises*

 

[goodhunter]

@youiri65 Correct! While geese are the closest relatives to swans, and can even mate and produce hybrid offsprings, they are not the same. While swans, geese, and ducks are all part of the Anatidae family, they differ in species. I do wonder what the robot will do when it encounters a goose hybrid, will it not kill it due to the fact that it's not an exact Anser, Branta, or Chen genus, or will it still kill it due to it being half goose?

 

[Hekoo]

Hmmmm..... His creator must have been one of the victims of the Untitled Goose Game lmao

Thank you for the amazing translation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[artyom]

Peace was never an option.

 

[Goldenzeal]

@goodhunter

it will pity it and potentially put it out of its misery.

 

[DashMad]

his parts probably sunken in the lake by some unknown goose lol

 

[Frozeneye]

Having seen this, I cannot express how much I wanna see Moon Champion being adapted!

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

GLORY TO 1675!

 

[IJustMadeThisToComment]

This guy vs Untitled Goose,who wins?

 

[Doomroar]

Every second we keep this hero jailed, the geese continue to exert their terror!

 

[MrKawaii]

 

[Extreme-Tactician]

Predictabo!

 

[nightmoves17]

Terry Bogard's favorite SCP.

 

[krisdreemurr]

NO!!!!! >:"O

 

[D0ncoming5torm]

Goose slayer

 

[sack-o-rine]

@IJustMadeThisToComment
The Untitled Goose would steal whatever weapon the SCP has.

 

[Dragorage]

I’m guessing this scp wont kill any sort of duck Except for The goose species or probaly has to do with the ugly duckling story