Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 122 - SCP-458

[MangaDex]

 

[strider_01]

Now this is the skip that I want in my house.

 

[mem]

I'm already a massive dude, this thing would be awesome to hit my calorie intake when the gym opens again

I'm getting closer to 10+% fat tho so maybe not until then

 

[Iheart]

25.4 cm x 25.4 cm x 2.54 cm.

Otherwise known as 10 in x 10 in x 1 in freedom units.

 

[Aronida]

The last one , feels

 

[LordGray]

damn it 4999 stop making fell emotions. Im trying to get rid of them.

 

[nightmoves17]

We get a fun SCP just to be reminded of feels at the end. I feel cheated.

 

[EnderWin]

That last panel will be a bit too close to home lol

 

[Ryomi]

Damn, 4999 favorite kind of pizza is the one the soon to be dead enjoys the most.

 

[cheekibreeki]

How'd they get 4999?

 

[ZeroWWE]

errr.....wait a mint i really hope i remember it wrong but was it in the pizza is a lie? it looks like the pizza you want but anyone it eats it says test like cardboard?

 

[MilkmanDan]

How dare you ambush me with feels.

 

[VersatileFaerie]

I wasn't ready for the feels at the end.

 

[Claresilver47]

4999 is the ultimate bro...

(in case is wondering how the heck they tested this with him, it's easy, they know the D-class is dying so they just left the pizza box in the room)

 

[Mudsaur]

I salute SCP-4999

 

[artyom]

This is salvation-class SCP

 

[supersaiyandoyle]

I would use this SCP for good.
Okay, maybe I'd just eat pizza for every meal until I died.

 

[friendly]

Oh god it was all fun and games till the last one, that one wasn't on this article last time I read it.

Fuckin SCP-4999. ALL IS TEARS, NOW.

 

[comedyxtragedy]

I'm not crying...
(Sniff)

 

[Amatsukaze_KaiNi]

God's reaction tho lol.