Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 3 - SCP-914

[MangaDex]

 

[botodopo]

it turned into a gravitational beam emitter

 

[Damn_SkippyF5]

Hello Fellow SCP members

 

[Kisato]

I'm disappointed it didn't mention the machine's cheeky nature. The chess log is one of my favorites.

 

[Azpark]

We all know what happened to that tuna.

 

[BaGamman]

@Kisato Yep, the machine has some sort of a will on its own and likes to mess with things, 'specialy with the Very Fine setting.

 

[Kisato]

@BaGamman Yeah, I know. I contributed to the experiment log myself.

 

[Equilibrium]

Silly humans, you can't tune a fish! *commenting individual has been reported missing*

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Kisato I remember reading that one time, it got sick of doing crosswords that it threw a ball of paper out like a missile. Btw how are you able to get in? I sent, probably, over 50 requests but they rejected all ofthem in a few hours. I eventually stopped the habit of trying to join in the community and stick to read-only.

 

[Kisato]

@Dandan_the_dandan I followed the instructions for how to join.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Kisato Yeah but you gotta send a kind of application, didn't you? That's where I got stumped previously.

 

[Kisato]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN You're not reading the instructions carefully then.

 

[Juslin]

This SCP could make an insane amount of money lol

 

[Pooky2011]

Infinite counterfit money

 

[Wilhelm_Stenvall]

Is this the japanese scp-914? The out-take and in-take are switched.

Also, if you put in a card, it can make a mastercard with infinite money inside, or a card capable of accessing any and every room using cardreader locks.

 

[Kigol]

It made the Ray Gun

 

[ChrunchBoi]

No wait hold on, that first example doesn't work it has to follow conservation of mass.

 

[asdafwefd]

@crunchboy
Why?

 

[PramTheOracle]

I don’t remember it ever needing to follow the conservative of mass

So one of my favorite SCPs. Fun times. Good times. Godawful times time to be had. Something for everyone

 

[Rancor]

@Wilhelm_Stenvall Me and the D-boys getting an 05 in LC.