Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 44 - SCP-956

[SunSun]

The real horror is that the Founfation brought in DClass personnel under the age of 12, to be beaten to death by this thing, then fed others candy to see the effecta.

 

[Soleilsky]

@AgentKuga

Oh riiiggghhttt....I remember that story now...
That Poor chair.

 

[Georg]

Three things people need to know:

1) Grade don't have anything to do with its danger level, it just indicates its difficult to be contained.

2) Destroying a SCP it's NEVER a good idea, because you simply don't know if that thing could become an even more dangerous SCP. That must be just the absolute last option.

3) D-Class perssonel are criminals that had commited serious crimes, a lot of them being death row inmates. Don't feel bad for them.

 

[Kisato]

@Georg Whatever helps you sleep at night.

 

[ImabotStw]

D-Class isn't always death row criminal. But a disposable person. Might be criminal, some volunteer guy who agreed to be D- Class for money to be delivered to his family or even homeless kid taken from the street. Foundation used a vide variety of subjects to study SCP effects.

 

[usagiaddict]

Dempsey Roll mofo!

 

[Mah_Buddy_Keith]

>Burst into treats

 

[overnuclear]

this piñata it's a pro boxer.

 

[CheerTheDead]

@Soleilsky
What chair?

 

[Soleilsky]

@CheerTheDead
...Well its basically pieces of wood now but...
SCP-1069: A teleporting chair before it was put through a woodchipper

 

[CheerTheDead]

@Soleilsky Thank you.

 

[Pooky2011]

This thing is more unpredictable than originally thought. Won't be surprised if it becomes keter later on

 

[sarusa]

This is my new favorite SCP. Should be released into the wild.

@Xascoria - I noticed! Was quite helpful.

 

[Kindness]

it could be that this is data they acquired before it came under protection, and not something they deliberately tested.

 

[melbisbelbis]

pinãta beats the shit out of small children at 3 am (not clickbait)

 

[ZayB]

That was a wild Dempsey Roll tho.


Ippo would be proud

 

[TerabyteMD]

basically, pinata says "no u"

 

[Hineru]

Should i worry my sister from my little pony since she loves it so much?

 

[PramTheOracle]

DEMPSEY ROLL

Also yeah highly recommend the SCP look into terminating this fucking thing. This isn’t like the chair that was minding its own business, it’s fucking expanding its detection range and wants to actively kill kids.

 

[LoliKing1999]

That kid got fuckin OraOra'd XD