Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 65 - SCP-198

Try giving this to SCP 682, it will probably adapt to have no taste or transcend science and become a creature that doesn't need water
 
@FrozenH2O

That’s why no liquid containers should be brought around 100m of the containment site. That way, they’ll immediately know if it’s out.

It’s not like it could teleport directly into someone’s hand, since if it could, it would’ve already done it
 
@Angibot
Never understood clearly this SCP regeneration thingy.
They say "heals wounds instantly below the wrist".
Was that supposed to mean only the area around the hands that hold regenerate or just the whole body?
Didn't why they never tried to use a straw for this one either.

Agreed. There are many things yet to try. These are obviously not written by scientists. I mean, I'm thinking, what is the thickness of glove, and material? Would an asbestos glove or blanket blanket work, since it does not transmit heat (well)? What if chilled with liquid helium? We can imagine that all these have been tried, or something, but even the full write ups are full of scientific holes. You need to quantify.

And the regeneration is hokey at best. Better solution would be "subject dies instantly if limb is severed."
 
Welp. This facility should probably ensure that no one has a container on site and all drinks should be done off site.
Just in case.

The real question here is the range of 198's teleportation abilities.
 
@Phuocphuc46

From google
"Another theory holds that coffee came to be known as joe, because joe itself is a slang term for a common fellow, guy, or chap."

A cup of Joe in this case means, a cup of a common fellow/ guy / chap.

Mean it's a cup of something that is from a common guy/fellow/chap, which in this case literally mean it with blood, urine, semen, saliva... of another human.

The origin of these liquid can pretty much came from the guy who is holding the cup itself, which explains the burning.
 
Quantifying too much makes it BOOOOOOOORING

It’s a cup that won’t let you let go of it while burning your hand and forces you to drink from it until the end of time or die no matter what you try to do
 
Is this cup of Joe the same as the cup of Joe from the Coffee Machine?
 

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