Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 66 - SCP-662

[MangaDex]

 

[Hadski]

I need that bell right now

 

[Aldis]

I need that bell.

 

[PlanOfInaction]

Cassy maid

 

[Chireall]

@PlanOfInaction
I don't think that's Cassy. Isn't that the teenage succubus (SCP-166)?

Also, Keteru Yamiko (I think?) in that outfit looks familiar for some reason.

 

[Nematoda]

need that bell!!!

 

[Paru]

It’s actually Sebastian Michaelis

 

[Umetsu]

I can booby-trap > i can body-trap

 

[Vasqueztion]

I was wondering when they would do Mr. Deeds.

Still waiting on Ketchup Doggos...

 

[starburst98]

deeds is a REALLY good butler, but he isn't impossibly good. also if he dies he will just reappear whole when the bell is rung again.

 

[Crim]

author forgot the part where he wont tell where he comes from and how the foundation tortured him mercilessly for an undisclosed amount of time to try and get it out of him before he died

 

[Eldistan]

Booo. They also left out the part where Dr Mirth gets told off for repeatedly having Mr Deeds run odd jobs for him.

 

[Sarcze]

@Crim It's not that he won't tell, but that he can't tell. The Foundation, or at least the Dr that was interviewing him seems to be understanding of this part. Also he wasn't tortured, the closest thing to it would be ordered to kill himself (Mr. Deeds himself suggested the method he use to do this) so the Foundation can perform an autopsy on him.

 

[charasuu]

Where maid version?
Wanna maid version

 

[Hollow7F]

WOOO SCP-MAIDS

 

[AviKav]

Item: SCP-662

Tissue Test Record:
N/A

Termination Test Record:
Mr. Deeds is summoned, and asked if he can destroy SCP-682 permanently.

Mr. Deeds' response: "I'm terribly sorry, sir, I'm afraid I can't."

Mr. Deeds is asked if he can kill SCP-682.

Mr. Deeds' response: "Again, sir, I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid I can't."

Mr. Deeds is asked if he can incapacitate SCP-682.

Mr. Deeds' response: "As a matter of fact… depending on how sir means the word 'incapacitate', and depending on how long sir wishes the creature to be incapacitated… yes."

Mr. Deeds is asked to expand on how he would perform such an action.

Mr. Deeds' response: "Sir, the simplest and quickest method — which I must point out would not be the most efficient — would be for me to offer myself up for the creature to devour me; certainly its offensive capacities would be lessened whilst it is occupied in consuming my flesh. This would be simplest as it requires no preparation on my part, sir, but I'm certain you'll understand that the overall effect on the creature would be insignificant. Were I to engage the creature in combat, either with or without weapons, I could certainly occupy its attention and offensive capacities for a longer interval; unfortunately, I'm afraid the creature would eventually defeat me, at which point it would begin consuming my flesh as I have previously described. However, I could certainly booby-trap my person with a variety of noxious substances - soporifics, perhaps, or explosives, or perhaps encapsulated neurotoxins, or even [REDACTED], so that when the creature does inevitably consume me, it sustains further damage. That said, sir, I must remind you that the creature's tendency towards regeneration means that any damage I inflict would be sadly temporary."

Mr. Deeds is thanked and dismissed.

Note: Mr. Deeds' knowledge of [REDACTED] is not to be considered a security breach.

 

[PrivatePublic]

Mr. Deeds appears and disappears, so.....
*rings bell* Look at this picture of SCP-096's face before you vanish please.
*gets out folding chair and popcorn*

 

[IJustMadeThisToComment]

The assassination bit reminded me of Agent 47 for a bit.

 

[00nowhereman]

whew i thought it was that ghost bell that if was ringed
anyone that hear the bell will get haunted until the victim dead

 

[scripted]

Who's the maid besides Succubus