Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 84 - SCP-514

[MangaDex]

 

[kenx]

The fate of one of our SCPs could be decided on the outcome of rock-paper-scissors?!

Rock-paper-scissors are srs bsns, m8

 

[Kazedoom]

Serious question.... why janken ?

 

[nachtness]

what if they get sniped?

 

[Amer]

The bullet would probably disintegrate in mid air once in range.

 

[guardian1102]

Interesting ability, would their powers work against violent SCPs? I imagine the intelligent lizard would become docile around them.

 

[thegentelman]

wtf, this is such a cheat power. Everything can be solved with these birds.

 

[vTool]

They are cute

 

[IJustMadeThisToComment]

I need these guys in my life.
I know things get tense or more threatening when i'm pissed and generally turn everything into a bad time.
Having a bird that can calm you down in,like an instant,sure seems like a great thing to have.
10/10-I like birbs

 

[HDMI1]

@Kazedoom It's because it's the Japanese thing to do if there is a disagreement that you want to settle without violence.

 

[Zael]

What about predators? Fangs, claws, venom? Acid cloud? Parasitic fungal spores? Bio-weapons? We need answers! (And possible produced remedies!)

 

[Bachenaugen]

I wonder if putting these fuckers around Chernobyl would eliminate the fallout completely, or does the fallout come back after the birds leave.

 

[CommieJohnTeh]

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[CommieJohnTeh]

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[CommieJohnTeh]

But what about natural disasters? Earthquakes/tsunami/volcanoes/storms are rather violent too on its own right.

 

[Nematoda]

the peace bringer SCP

 

[solonit]

And then I thought they could capture and use it to tame the lizard. Silly me what would be too easy.

 

[no168_92]

@zael behavioral tendencies got pacified, things that are natural but not used in a threatening manners would not be affected... if not, human teeth and nail could also be broken/disintegrated

@guardian1102 they are uncapture/containable, i think the most they could do is either direct/move the contained volatile SCP to the doves current location or try luring the doves to those violent SCP's location, which i doubt is possible... the guards are mostly birdwatchers that follow and adjust the doves travel pattern

 

[Doomer]

but what if you fire a bullet from outside the range at someone inside? will it still disintegrate?

 

[GoblinGuy]

SCP document: "Visual analysis confirms that these pigeons are the kind used in White Dove Release ceremonies"
Author: "Gee I'm going to draw these things that can be visually confirmed to look like white doves as gray pigeons"