Parallel Paradise - Vol. 1 Ch. 3

[Tatherwood]

I'm all for the Author wanting to "stretch the mystery", but do it in a more believable way. Even if the bird's gone, the knight's there. I'd have questions. I'd ASK questions. No men? How do you reproduce? Not like animals, I guess. How are children born? Are you all lesbians? You know what masturbating is, so do you do it with other girls?
The thing about "not having anything on her chest" should have ellicited SOME reaction. Even without men, if there are lesbian couples there will be a big boobs/small boobs thing, right?

And yeah, not buying gloves was a 200IQ move.
I like it so far, it's funny. But the little details...

 

[Tonikill1]

I remember that one time when I stepped into a HUGE pile of cow dung that went up half my lower leg.

Edit: For god's sake get some gloves

 

[Gurgling]

This would be so annoying irl. Imagine just bumping into someone and they convulse in heat, dripping fluids. Eugh

 

[Nate_hunter]

@gurgling that would be a mess, and a damn good party trick