What is with this obvious PORN...!?
I mean... What's-his-name is walking around with, as Bette Midler so eloquently put it, "Nipples to the wind!"
Am I going to have to put this series in my not-so-secret Hentai folder...!?
(The next thing you know, there will be HANDS HOLDING, in PUBLIC!!!)
Oh! The shame of it all!!!
Well, I can't handle much more of this SMUT! It's time to get back to the latest Rule 34 video on the internet of cross-dressing sea slugs having sex with BDSM bandana shrimp!
(Now, where did I leave my bottle of hand lotion at?)