Review an anime correctly but wrongly

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Attack on Titan:

Soldiers with giant box cutters for swords kill giant exhibitionists.

 

[crazybars]

Code Geass:

Chuunibyou school bois versus an Empire of Twats in frills fighting in robots.

 

[ejala]

Mahoraba:
MPD means harem with only one girl physically present.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Shokugeki no Soma:

People undressing other people by giving them food.

 

[Pika]

Shin Sekai yori:
People are shit

Shiki:
People are shit

 

[Zedid]

Fullmetal Alchemist :
People who draws circles perfectly

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Fate/Kaleid Prisma Illya series:

Lesbian lolis kiss each other and magic.

 

[SemperSolus]

Future Diary:

This girl is the best girl. She's so amazing that her greatness transcends all of space and time. She can do anything and she is really cute and she will kill all the other girls so she is the best girl.
Love,
The Author

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Anohana:

A group of childhood friends trying to exorcise a ghost with friendship and tears.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Re: Zero

Japanese car company cucks best girl and dies

 

[crazybars]

Tiger and Bunny:

Product Placement, Real Company sponsorships, Pepsi commercial. Bromance and super powers.

 

[UntappedChaos]

Kaleido*Star:

Cirque du Soleil got animated with sportsfeels.

 

[FireFish5000]

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun:

Working for a genderswap artist

 

[ejala]

Bungou Stray Dogs:
Suicidal know-it-all fails to die and thus continues to bother superpower-possessing co-workers.

Alternately:
*music* Grrr-rawr, weretigers of Yokahama.

 

[421cookies]

Re:STAGE! Dream Days
Love Live! but middle schoolers

 

[shouldsleep]

To aru Index

One guy's right hand give girls and guys a dose of reality.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Fate series

Give us more money you filthy weebs

 

[ejala]

Fruits Basket (any season)
Plucky orphan girl gets bestiality harem.

 

[Plague]

Recyclable robot waifus?
Watch Plastic Memories.
(phrasing it that way feels wrong)

 

[Granitefish]

Demon Slayer:
Guy keeps his sister in a box as he kills her new family.