Riddle thread? Riddle thread.

[wowfucktron]

itt: post riddles for other people to solve.




Here's one I wrote:

Of land, wind and sea,
Do you know of us three?

Shared by wave and clay,
I travel far to lay.

Shared by water and air,
I sound quite fair.

Shared by earth and sky,
I am found low and high.

We are of similar name,
Yet the cause is quite lame.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
Not trying to rain on your public procession, especially one celebrating a special day or event and including marching bands and floats, but this thread already exists.

I'll still ask my dad if he can help me solve this riddle when he gets back from the pub.

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan
>last post is three months ago
Why respec into necromancy when I can just spam general?

 

[Richman]

Rereading that thread made me remember. @justforthelulz, have there been any recent MD events that deserve to be manga-fied?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
My dad thinks the answer is HO₂.

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan
No, not even close. There's three answers.

Cryptic Hint:

Spoiler

English torn
Many a scorn,

In need of a cast
I leave quite fast,

Pull my string,
You want to sing,

Here you feel home,
Some carry a dome.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
Def wrong, but plane/plain/plane?

Harp?

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan
You're on the right track but with a different word. However, one answer is pronounced differently.

Spoiler

why do i keep misspelling tiddy...

 

[justforthelulz]

@Richman
The slow but steady site upgrades and more progress being made on v5 than Berserk.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
Bass (fish)/bass (instrument)/base?

Please be right, otherwise my dad might get angery.

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan
Correct.

Bass (fish) = sea
Bass (music) = wind
Base (house) = land

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron

Shared by water and air,
I sound quite fair.

Shared by earth and sky,
I am found low and high.

I'm assuming bass (instrument) is connected with water since it's allusion to it being a homograph with bass (fish)? And likewise, base is connected to "sky" since it's a homophone with bass (instrument)? Warukunai.

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan

Any more questions, officer?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
That'll be all. Be safe driving home, you hear? Wouldn't want to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED], am I right?

 

[wowfucktron]

Here's one I came up with in twenty seconds:

In morning,
It's pouring.

At noon,
A monsoon.

At night,
Such a delight.

Not always desired,
My name is required.

 

[Teddy]

.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
Light?

 

[sterven]

@justforthelulz
Looks like Miura is keeping tabs.

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan

No.

Cryptic Hint

Spoiler

With such flow,
I make you go.

With belief,
I cause relief.

Many a fellow,
Felt quite mellow.

Color of gold,
Afflicted of old.

 

[Teddy]

Human apple juice