Riddle Thread

[Teddy]

For "4 in me riddle"

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you need to think about something that came out in Russia in the 80s that entertains you

The Sun and arrow

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about directions and compass. Probs too big a hint but time to end this

 

[pandascepter]

@Teddy
i am sorry dude, i am too stupid for your riddle.

 

[Teddy]

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Do not open

 

[pandascepter]

What ??????

Is that a hint ?

 

[hazzack]

I have lengths of pressure and an elixir to the old but now only dancing cats precedes me

the liquid silver, in the past it is used to measure pressure and temperature, also ingredient to several medicine and cosmetics and presumably the philosopher's stone. i don't know what's the deal with the cat.
also known as quicksilver, poison water, or Mercury.

 

[Teddy]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ihFkyPv1jtU

Not a happy reason, you have been warned

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

That's hot.

 

[hazzack]

Three parts to my ancient invention.
Two blades I have to cut away human horns.
One set of scaled armour roughened against human decay.

What is my purpose?

made with a simple machine that is said to be capable of moving the very earth itself.
with two blades, one which is stationary while the other is pushed.
armed with a rough plate, sometimes with extra hook to remove filth.

is a freaking nail clipper.
they do nail clipping.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

God damn it @Teddy. One of these days I'm going to make a riddle so difficult that you'll shit yourself.

 

[Teddy]

In surprised nobody talked about the tetris one

Also:

I am a container.
The person who owns it rarely puts things in it, yet retrieves from it frequently.
Though I am stationary I am generally associated with travel.
What am I?

 

[hazzack]

is it bank account?
it contain money.
i rarely put my money there, yet frequently retrieve from it.
the bank don't move but i can take money from almost anywhere.

 

[pandascepter]

@hazzack
a duck have a bank account ?

I believe it's passport.

 

[solstice258]

I thought tetris became obvious after the hints and didn't wanna bother to say it.

Could this one be a mailbox? You rarely put mail in it but frequently take out mail. The mail travels (idk this part is a stretch) and the box is stationary

 

[justforthelulz]

Is it a wallet? When you travel, you obviously spend a lot more than usual, only refilling at ATMs whenever funds get low.

 

[pandascepter]

@justforthelulz
Somehow, i laughed at your post.

is this the works of your stand bro ?

 

[Teddy]

@solstice258

Yup its a mailbox.

These answers were quite funny/relatably sad though

 

[pandascepter]

You can shape me into any form; i can do it without you, but my shape will be so messy. Who am i ?


I am dry when you're come in, and i am wet when you're come out. Who am i ?

 

[blackyawgdom]

A kid. You shape them as they grow, and if left alone they vote Orange and protest wearing a mask.

And second is the shower.

 

[pandascepter]

@blackyawgdom
wheeezzzeeee

A kid is incorrect, but the shower one is correct.

Also it's a good guess bro. A kid, huh....

 

[solstice258]

@pandascepter
Is the first one a shrub? You can trim it into a shape or it could grow in the wild messily.