Ugh. I hate these sorta overly saccharine birth chapters.
I'm inclined to think of them as hammy and unrealistic, but I guess some people really are like that.
The first time I saw my biological daughter as an infant, my first response was to apologise that she looked kinda ugly because she got half her genes from me. I still find it stupidly awkward to even talk to her on the rare occasions I've seen her since I'm always worried my self-loathing will spill out.