shitpost here

[immortalartisan]

I finally got a hitman for the person responsible for the awaking dlc in endless space 2

 

[justforthelulz]

@Plykiya
Even better, it's a nutritious snack!

Spoilered because gore:

Spoiler

 

[Plykiya]

@justforthelulz about the equivalent of swallowing your own load

 

[immortalartisan]

You know I never realize how much I actually have ptsd from furries. Until something manages to slip into comfortable mixture of swing and jazz music. I’ve still got a ways to go before I can go back to my same joking hatred of furries.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

about the equivalent of swallowing your own load

For anyone who doesn't care to look this up, the average ejaculation contains ~252 mg of protein. If you want nutrients/gains, stick to other sources. Both for your efficiency and dignity.

 

[Richman]

If you want nutrients/gains, stick to other sources. Both for your efficiency and dignity.

<<Thanks, was going to do that anyway>>​

 

[Rift]

@bigtiddyoneesan

...Survival of fittest.​

Also ever though of eating hotdogs with an actual d.ck meat?

 

[Halo]

@Rift You can say the word "duck" on the internet.

 

[Rift]

@Halo
You're free to fill the spaces.(Also i think it's funnier that way and i don't know why)

 

[BroederTrapist]

Supplements of testosterone causes hair loss for males.
But can have some positive effects for women.
So guys, don't just swallow your own load. Share some with the ladies.

 

[BroederTrapist]

Btw, d.ck debugging is a thing.

 

[PantsMan]

@BroederTrapist Imagine working IT support for people's cocks.

 

[Rift]

@BroederTrapist
What immediately came to my mind is rubber d!ck.

 

[BroederTrapist]

@Pantsman

If you suffer from bugs in that area then go see a doctor instead.
(unless you're a cyborg)

 

[hazzack]

i somehow feel offended yet proud. i wonder why

 

[BroederTrapist]

@hazzack OH, because of your avatar.
Don't worry, the topic isn't about the big d.cks.

 

[pandascepter]

@hazzack

 

[Rift]

@BroederTrapist

the topic isn't about the big d.cks

Why is this funny to me

 

[Halo]

@Rift

Why is this funny to me

Maybe you have a twisted sense of humor, like d.cks' big d.cks.

...To understand how it works, you have to know a bit about duck penises (whose existence is kind of strange; most bird species don't have males with penises). They're these corkscrew-like contraptions that are stored internally most of the time, but then will spring out when needed. They're also exceptionally long; Prum notes that they can be "up to 40 centimeters, which is over a foot long on a duck that is itself not even a foot long."

7 adorable animals that are also murderous monsters (nsf sanity)

 

[Richman]

I feel like nothing interesting has happened this past few days...