shitpost here

[2252020]

@bigtiddyoneesan shame, i thought i could be friends with @LLG . so, what's my number? _{^{and are you actually coming to my house to tattoo a barcode to my neck}}

 

[2252020]

@BlackGeneral i'm technically a sentient alt, so it would be three people

 

[justforthelulz]

@bigtiddyoneesan is the only known person here with a @2252020 number* of 1, having been accepted into the Holy Grail of Friends List recently.
_{*It's like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except nobody real-life famous is involved.}

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@2252020
>three people
If an A.I. counts as a person I suppose.

and are you actually coming to my house to tattoo a barcode to my neck

Yes. If you'd like our team to tattoo it while you're sleeping, simply notify them at jeff@amazon.com

@BlackGeneral

bigtiddyoneesan seems to have a lot too.

No no no, let me make this clear to you, Baguette Man.

I have never, and I mean never, made any accounts on MD other than this one, bigtiddyoneesan. So you can take that to the bank, buckaroo. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

@justforthelulz
We'd welcome you into the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon Grasses Cult if you'd like, brother.

 

[2252020]

@justforthelulz you'll get my friendship as an added bonus

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@justforthelulz
So? What'll it be? Pretty good deal, if I do say so myself (and I do say so). All you need to do is fill the two requirements I stated previously.

 

[justforthelulz]

@bigtiddyoneesan @2252020

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Yarou… @justforthelulz !

 

[justforthelulz]

@bigtiddyoneesan
To paraphrase a wiseman, "If I earn [@2252020]'s friendship, it's gotta be fairly and through my own efforts, of course. Otherwise, it's not an actual friendship."

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@justforthelulz
Damn, idk who said that, but they sound pretty heckin' awesome and cool.

 

[BlackGeneral]

"That's fine, I'm actually a closeted masochist, so you rejecting my friend request gave me all the cummies uwu"

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@BlackGeneral

"That's fine, I'm actually a closeted masochist, so you rejecting my friend request gave me all the cummies uwu"

Damn, idk who said that, buwt they souwnd pwetty heckin' awesome and coow. uwu

 

[sterven]

This one killed me. I am dead now.

Ill be right there with you man I couldn't stop laughing when I first saw it.

 

[pandascepter]

@Pika

@bigtiddyoneesan
If you dont know, please don't dive too deep, its not good for some people.

edit : We sharing something that fucked up shit, that's why i ping Pika. @bigtiddyoneesan

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

^wtf is the context of the above post

EDIT: @pandascepter but why are you posting it here and @ ing Pika?

 

[2252020]

@bigtiddyoneesan that machine is a third generation. or they just chose to call it 3 for some reason

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@pandascepter
I just looked up the context/source. Yeah, that's some pretty fucked up shit. Not really my thing, but if anyone wants the source, here you go (NSFL you've been warned)

Spoiler

Fukouna shoujo

 

[2252020]

hey guys i got two new pfp and need help choosing. can i get some professional input?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@2252020
I recommend editing only my grasses onto your loli, and then removing the 2.

Then, for your alt, adding the 2 on top of the image.

 

[pandascepter]

both is good.