shitpost here

[Richman]

Ok now it is getting better.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Perhaps he got some fermented Kopi Cofee?

 

[wowfucktron]

The following is a live presentation of the average SnK online discussion:

The following is rated:
M for Mommy Pieck
1) monke mutilation make me mopey
2) mass murder
3) maximum cope
4) maximum shitposting

Viewer Discretion Advised.

“Noooooo! Why isn’t my wholesome Karen Yeagerbomb winning?!!?!!”
“Uh, guys... genocide is pretty bad and calling it based, even unironically, is pretty cringe...”
“Shut up, you’re cringe!”
“Whu? Genocide isn’t based and it’s bad.”
“Can’t spell based without bad. Checkmate Cringevengertard. ”

“Guys, Eren is dead, we got this in the bag.”
“Noooooo! Eren can still asspull harder than Godmin!”
“How? Eren was the top in that relationship and Armin had the Power of Friendship on his side.”
“Warhammer cord, consciousness fuckery like Reiner, and, uh, Historia’s kid which is totally not the Farmer’s kid.”
“Nooooo!!!!! Isayama wouldn’t do that something that predictable.”

Checkmate, Cringevengertards!
*laugh track*
*insert orange man bad message*
*slams table as hard as possible*
It’s current year!
*tries hardest to mimic a chimp’s face*
And here’s your moment of Xen...ophobia.
*footage of Isayama drinking our tears in his sauna*
*audience overdoes from soyfacing*
*credits roll*

 

[YuiiChan88]

I´m bored and i have no friends :>

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
Moot's got some chicken legs. _{Also my dude, you're possibly spoiling the endgame for non mango readers.}

@pandascepter
I can't hold it back anymore.

@YuiiChan88
Nice pfp. I'll be friends with you, if in name only.

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[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan
I'm Rumbling the anime onlies.
They've had it far too good not knowing the garbage Q U A L I T Y we've been exposed to.

Uh, I mean OOOOK OOK AAH AHH WHERE EREH'S BANANA?

 

[wowfucktron]

>https://mangadex.org/thread/416912
Femdom Police is Getting Really Annoying

So I am actually getting tired of being accosted by femdom police. Yeah, I don’t like strong dommy mommies, and I'm not going to bone dommy mommies in real life. I don’t like 3DPD.

And it's ALWAYS old women in femdom. What is wrong with them nowadays? They so insist for others to like what they like.

Guess which website I'm talking about? It's reddit.

I want to delete (or log off) from reddit, but it's so hard to find mommies that fuck only specific minorities or those who shove random shit up a man where it doesn’t belong. I only find it on reddit.

A recommendation of similar website is appreciated because I'm sick of that website, but don't have alternative.

preemptive

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[blackyawgdom]

^ Reading that post gave me COVID. and cancer.

 

[wowfucktron]

@blackyawgdom
But did it give you Phyresis?

 

[YumGumYum]

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[YumGumYum]

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[blackyawgdom]

The person above is guilty of shitposting and the creation of shit spambot titles. The punishment is a boot to the head. and a rabid tasmanian devil to be placed in his trousers.

 

[YumGumYum]

The person above is guilty of shitposting and the creation of shit spambot titles. The punishment is a boot to the head. and a rabid tasmanian devil to be placed in his trousers.

 

[Halo]

@Plykiya

You're our last hope.

 

[Richman]

Knife him!

 

[hazzack]

stab him from the back!

 

[YuiiChan88]

@bigtiddyoneesan
Sure!

 

[YumGumYum]

stab him from the back!

hazzack is a backstabber

 

[YumGumYum]

nice

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[wowfucktron]

A review of "Reprise of the Spear Hero"/"Yari no Yuusha no Yarinaoshi" by Aneko Yusagi
Brought to you by the Honorable, His Excellency, Mr., Dr., Lord "Audible Excitement" "Slang for Fornication" "Shorthand for Ultron."

The review:
7.8/10 too much Rance.

A quick summary:

The commentary:
Spearboi is still creepy, also where 'coon slave?

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:3

The accolades:
"bretty ebin."
-Adolf Hitler

"NAOFUMI-SAMA~ I KNEEL!"
-Karl Marx

"es gud"
-Barack Obama

"cum"
-Donald Trump

"damn these lolis and shotas are- OH FUCK IT'S THE FEDS!!!"
-Pope Francis

shit spinoff, main series ain't much better but "reluctant, apprehensive hero against the world" was the only good part.