shitpost here

[BirchJuice]

relocate all consbiracy terrorisds

 

[sterven]

The dangers of being a zoologist.

 

[sterven]

That moment when you're acting tough but they call you on your bluff.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

When Cupie in the tub.

 

[Nick_Asano]

 

[crazybars]

Glory to communism!!!

 

[sterven]

Exorcism 101

Spoiler

I'm split between 0:54 and 1:40 as the funniest part

 

[Ivegotnolife]

This thread's odiferousness is permeating the general forum!
BE GONE!! VILE STENCH!! <----Press da link to Eradicate da stink!

 

[crazybars]

Did you guys know there's a Harambe house in Disneyland? HOW DARE THEY!! JUSTICE FOR HARAMBE. OH WAIT, Harambe is a real word in Swahili meaning coming together?? NO, IT MEANS GORILLA, JUSTICE FOR HARAMBE!!!





Btw, JUSTICE FOR DONKEY KONG!!! What? I got the name wrong? JUSTICE FOR HARAMBE!!!

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Can we add "red hair" tag? Main character with red hair are a thing you know...

 

[LowSanity]

@ABCsOfLife I approve this idea. In our modern times disney is trying to delete all redheads from their old works. It's time to take action!

 

[ac1d1c]

so I found this....
https://www.wikihow-fun.com/Act-Like-Sasuke

 

[crazybars]

Here's an old meme. KOENTMND.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCYgtkAbCCU

 

[zetsubouzanto]

what do you call the fetish when someone sexually aroused from gore , and or despair ?

 

[sterven]

How the fuck have I not heard this before?

 

[hazzack]

@zetsubouzanto being a pervert.
but there's a lot more detailed words like:
Piquerism: a word which describe you if you find stabbing people's flesh with sharp object attractive;
Hybristophilia: if you find outrageous act of crime attractive;
Erotophonophilia: if the crime you find attractive is murder;
Biastophilia: if you find raping attractive;
Vorarephilia: if you find eating or being eaten attractive;
Anthropophagolagnia: if you find eating your rape victim attractive;
Necrophilia: if you find dead people attractive;
Masochism: if you find being abused to despair is attractive;
Sadism: if you find being the one abusing to despair is attractive;

or as you can call it, being a pervert

edit: i did a mistake

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@hazzack so im a case of piquerism and sadism , and maybe some Erotophonophilia , for me gore is the porn , i just don't understand why . im still interested in normal sexual activity though . thx dude .

 

[dabson]

>be me
>be alt left femcel
>hates men
>wants dick
>cute guy comes up, just my type
>flirt
>ugly and inarticulate
>guy doesnt notice
>punch him in the balls because I'm retarded
>get beat up
>turns out I'm maso
>start tying myself and going to a dominatrix
>dominatrix is a girl
>turns out im gay
>become her bitch
>meaning of truth plays in background
>captin falcon knees dom in the face
>i realize the error of my ways
>become devoted to falcon and try to better myself
>still a femcel but a captain falcon devotee

You're welcome for the cringe.

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@dabson wanna join my experiment don't worry you might be lost an arm or two at best ... and some bloodloss certainly or maybe a leg ?

but it's alright you will come home alive

 

[dabson]

@zetsubouzanto

I'd much rather have you on the recieving end. I could rip out your fingernails first, breaking random bones in your fingers in between that. Pulling your fingers back till they snap and permanently deform. Rip the skin of your back next, but not fully to save that for later. Putting a stick through your tongue, bullets in your knee caps. I'd then drip low concentrations of acid into your eye, increasing the concentration slowly. Ripping out ypur ears would bring me such joy. I gtg, but there is so much more to say.