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[BroederTrapist]

** WARNING ** squirrels collect more nuts during november.

 

[pockettrash]

@BroederTrapist S to the I to the M to the P

 

[justforthelulz]

@pockettrash
I propose that we replace "SIMP" with the catchier "S to the I to the M to the P".
A similar thing can be done for other overused buzzwords (i.e. "B to the E to the T to the A").

 

[BroederTrapist]

S to the H to the I to the T on the P in the O at the S from the T


Now dance nutty people, DANCE !!!

 

[Rift]

S to I the M to the P. This works cause it's catchy but the others have low chance of it working. Also I keep hearing the dude who raps in candice song.

Step right over and watch me put it down, down, on the ground.
Cause you know I got it goin on

 

[hazzack]

real question. how can i qualify for government grants?

 

[justforthelulz]

@hazzack
Ignoring the fact that you belong to the Anatidae family and would be ineligible to being with:
https://www.wikihow.com/Qualify-for-Government-Grants

 

[Richman]

Since today ends Day of the Dead, I'll happily eat my bread that I missed last year.

 

[hazzack]

what? you mean i can't because i'm a duck?
that's a whole new level of rac- i mean, speciesm.

seriously, look at these move. how is this ineligible for anything?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

It isn't ineligible for (NSFW)

Spoiler

headpats, that's for sure.

 

[justforthelulz]

@hazzack
Don't shoot the messenger (i.e. me).
Politicians have always disliked those with webbed feet, which is why "lame duck" is thrown around as an insult.
They could have chosen literally any other animal, but rumor is that one of them got cucked by a duck, hence the chosen term.

 

[hazzack]

huh.
never knew we got that kind of history.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

 

[pandascepter]

 

[Ivegotnolife]

 

[hazzack]

https://youtu.be/86BAr0Ei6RA

 

[Richman]

@Hazzack, this your crush?

 

[BroederTrapist]

@resuaton
Here's the RR video with that thing you were looking for.

https://youtu.be/s0Vbbzy7_kw

You forced me. I hope you're happy now...

 

[hazzack]

@richman nnooo i hav no crush wdym by that

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@hazzack
Mind if I go for her then? Infinite bread sounds like a plus.