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[CyanHide]

Reminder that when a girl insults you by saying you have a small dick, the best rebuttal is to call her racist towards Asians

 

[wowfucktron]

Mods, I....

 

[Teddy]

That's like telling an Asian they're bad at maths is racist towards the American Education System

 

[CyanHide]

@Teddy lolwut? I’m making a self depreciative joke, because the Asian stereotype is that us guys have...

 

[Richman]

Something's wrong, I can feel it.

 

[Plykiya]

I don't get it
my pp isn't small and I'm asian
u w u

 

[blackyawgdom]

Of course its smol. You cant find the key!

 

[Hornyturtle]

My pp is a good size. Your hole too big

 

[BroederTrapist]

@CyanHide A racial self depreciative joke works better if they know your race before making the joke
Without that, the joke just seems racist. _{(Like acknowledging the fact that all Asians have small d*cks)}

 

[Hornyturtle]

Even if it is racist, no damage is caused by it. Stop getting offended on behalf of other people

 

[hazzack]

hey, at least you guys don't have a blasting spiral barbed penis that sized twice body length when erect.

 

[CyanHide]

@BroederTrapist oh please, just grow thicker skin. I already said I was Filipino a few times.

Do I really have to preface all my jokes for someone’s sensibilities? ‘Sides, that insult is a cheap shot, and people of other races can have “smaw deek” too.

 

[ThatHurt]

Why are we comparing dick sizes when we all have small dicks smh...
Now flexibility should be something we are comparing.
I have hypermobility in my proximal interphalangeal and distal interphalangeal joints on my left hand, also have hyper mobility for both joints in my left thumb.
I know a guy who has really flexible arms and stretchy skin and he can stretch it for like 7 cm (the skin under the bicep )

 

[Halo]

@Plykiya

I don't get it
my pp isn't small and I'm asian
u w u

Pics or fake

 

[Plykiya]

@Halo d-... do you actually want a picture

@hazzack hot

 

[sterven]

ew.

 

[Halo]

@Plykiya w-... would you actually post it?
Don't fucking do it, silly.
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Instead, make an onlyfans, put a banner on MD main and use that money to fund another MD server.

 

[Plykiya]

@Halo I wouldn't post it... in public, that is...

 

[justforthelulz]

Well, that was anticlimactic.

 

[Halo]

@Plykiya onlyfans confirmed. You're welcome, discord weirdos.