shitpost here

[wowfucktron]

@halo

Don’t mind me, just posting a picture of the shit size world record.

 

[wowfucktron]

Imagine Eren Yeager does a paternity test on the Maury Povich Show. "You are not the father." Gasps throughout the audience. Historia Reiss turns away in embarrassment. Eren holds his head in shame, unable to look at the camera. Maury, arm extended, reaches to put a reassuring hand on Eren's shoulder. Leaning in just close enough to whisper into his ear, too softly for the lapel mic to capture, Maury expresses with the deepest sympathy: "Give up on your dreams and die." The show goes to commercial.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron

Why must you hurt me so?

 

[YumGumYum]

R.I.P. Popper girl

Spoiler

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One Dies One Is Born

Spoiler

 

[IdanaHamz]

@YumGumYum

I'm a newbie here. I need your help. I'm going to setup a new business hardware related. My main target is to promote my service locally. I also build-up a website where 200000+ device drivers available for free. Now I would like to know how to promote my business.

Waiting for your reply and suggestion. Thank you!

Somewhere by @anthony55 but that's from long ago

 

[YumGumYum]

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[wowfucktron]

SnK spoilers:

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The Average SnK Enthusiast: SnK is the perfect manga, Yams is a good writer and everything is perfectly connected through PARALLELS.

The Average AoT Enjoyer: lel, Eren could’ve used the Attack Titan’s powers to save his mom from dying but instead chose to use it to bully his dad.

He willingly put himself in the position to commit genocide, he saw the future and most likely forgot about how to prevent himself from going all the way.

Yams is a hack on the levels of Anno and Miyazaki.

Isayama tried so hard and got so far but in the end his plot didn’t even matter.

@bigtiddyoneesan
How does it feel to see all of your favorite characters getting turned into literal children just so Yams can jerk off his negative 6 gorillion IQ husbando Armongoloid?

 

[pandascepter]

Where's Azunyan, @Halo?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
Snk spoiled milk:

Spoiler

Eren could’ve used the Attack Titan’s powers to save his mom from dying but instead chose to use it to bully his dad.

Wouldn't saving his mom alter the course of the story so drastically that Lynar/Burrito/Annie would end up succeeding in their mission? Eren feels the weight of his actions, sure, but he stays pragmatic enough to know that saving his mommerino would cross a line of selfishness that would result in many more 'loved ones' deaths.

Also, Eren's resignation unto 'muh fate' is pretty k-k-k-k-kino tbh. Other shounen protags would be all like "we can change fate through the power of dattebayo!"

I also won't be touching any of the leaks for the last two chapters with a ten foot pole, as I'd prefer to be let down witness the comeback formally and through natural means.

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan
SnK spoilers

Spoiler

You’re forgetting the fact that the Attack Titan is only inherited by people who are natural born rebels.

It would be pure kino if Eren decided to rebel against on his own destiny in order to avoid killing people by telling his mother to tatakae in the woods.

Isayama probably ignored this plot point because he’s writing himself into a corner over kneeling to Umi da.

>saving your spoilervirignity for chapterreleasemarriage
Good shitposters put out.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
SnK Spoilers:

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natural born rebels

If he rebels against destiny then he's maybe just putting off Paradis' inevitable annihilation by a little while, which he knows is pretty much just lying down and taking it in the ass. Since he has the option of tatakaeing for his freedom, why wouldn't he capitalize on that?

telling his mother to tatakae in the woods

I have no idea what this means.

And I've purposefully spoiled myself so much that you could add a mind break tag (in that I crave spoilers as soon as they're available). I'm choosing to be a good goy boy for once.

 

[YumGumYum]

Spoiler

 

[wowfucktron]

@bigtiddyoneesan
SnK spoilers

Spoiler

Tatakae in the woods means he’d just tell her to find somewhere to hide before Lainah turns the wall into his personal onahole.

But yeah...he’s delaying the inevitable BUT at least he’d have his mommy to be proud of his war crimes.

However, this plot hole could validate the “Mikasa is stuck in a time loop” theory.

TL;DR: all genocide maniacs gamers were mama’s boys.

Remember Pure Titan:
You will drink the spinal fluid.
You will live in the walls.
You will give up your freedom.

 

[pandascepter]

Punya temen pinter tapi g waras.

 

[wowfucktron]

https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/lunxei/comment/gp7mx9q

 

[Halo]

@wowfucktron Why this particular reddit comment makes you so happy?

 

[wowfucktron]

@halo
Did you read the thread title?
That particular comment is pure cringe.

Thread title is: Why learn Japanese?

This particular commenter says:
1) >for in this moment I am euphoric
2) claiming honorifics and the like need to be saved in dubs, despite the nonsensical nature of that statement
3) pure autism
4) “sarcastic” comment aimed at those who can’t be bothered to learn a new language just to consume foreign media

 

[justforthelulz]

@wowfucktron
I thought that highlighted response was meant to be obvious satire, given the "reading minds" inclusion.
Granted, there are an increasing number of weebs who genuinely believe they have superpowers. ("I'm not a chuuni! It's not a phase!")

 

[wowfucktron]

@justforthelulz
It’s r/anime, you can never be too sure.

 

[Halo]

@wowfucktron Even if he's serious, this comment is not that bad, considering where it was posted.

Also, Reddit lives in your head rent free. This is not healthy.