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[Plykiya]

dear diary
today marks day 17 of being caged
that also means 17 days of not wearing underwear
after I took a shower I looked at my underwear drawer in confusion because it was completely full, then I remembered I don't wear any
is the trade off of never getting to wear panties worth it for the degrading feeling of being caged like an animal waiting on the whims of a higher being like a dog waiting to be walked by a negligent owner

i tried the spicy chicken tenders and they didn't taste spicy, did they get my order wrong or am I super strong ply

 

[MawMaw]

that clorox panel at the end gets me

 

[aloysiusks]

coom

 

[Richman]

Every time you use the affiliate links, v5's development gets closer to ending

 

[Stupid_Goo]

Closer to ending as in they'll just give up, or...

Can't imagine the genius who came up with the idea of jaywalking - because, considering it's supposed to be against the law, my city in particular doesn't find it very offending despite the fact that so many morons that cross the streets off the crosswalks keep getting ran over by drunk fucks between 15-45 and/or being drunk enough themselves to stumble into the roads.

 

[wowfucktron]

Give me your stupidest Dark Souls builds.

I want suffering.

 

[Stupid_Goo]

@wowfucktron ;
The classic annoying pyromancer build, abusing the shit out of a +15 Chaos LKSS and Iron Flesh to counter any gankers - even use that fire pillars spell.
_{Highkey think that Big Daddy buind in DS1 is retarded.}

 

[YumGumYum]

Spoiler

 

[Plykiya]

 

[blackyawgdom]

@Stupid_Goo It was invented to shift blame from the auto companies and their cars killing people in the early days of cars, to the people they killed. Because in the early days, there werent "streets" by our standards. cars and people and carriages shared the same space. Jay used to be a slur fyi

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@wowfucktron
Bow only. And name your character "Bownly."

 

[aloysiusks]

 

[pandascepter]

I just watched Blend S and it was so fuckig awesone.

@justforthelulz
Are you horny?

 

[justforthelulz]

@pandascepter
Mayben't

 

[Tscheddov]

@Plykiya
I get it. But what to do about it ?

 

[aloysiusks]

ahh burps are nice

 

[Stupid_Goo]

@Plykiya ;
So that's one of your six remaining virginities - what are the other five?

 

[Ivegotnolife]

SARS Wars trailer.
^{Woketopian Disclaimer: I don't hate anyone, but this is some hilarious stereotypical, non PC here!}

 

[Plykiya]

@Stupid_Goo everything that has to do with girls

 

[Ivegotnolife]

@kitstu_hellgoo Why the name change?
But it is easier to remember I do have to admit.