Shougatsu Yasumi ni Kisei shite Juumai no JK ni Okane o Ageru Hanashi - Oneshot

[blamo]

domestic abuse ftw

 

[Lunaion]

Referring yourself in 3rd person is more common in Japanese though.

 

[bahamutmybitch]

is just cousin, so a 2nd rate-cest

 

[Hakin]

She will eat him and not the other way around