Those stat descriptions remind me very much of game that "borrowed"/"paraphrased" it's maxed Constitution stat description from author Terry Pratchet.
" You can stand on top of a church steeple during a thunderstorm wearing copper underpants while yelling 'All Gods are bastards.' with impunity."
For the curious, the original quote was “If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!”.