Staff Observation Thread

[Halo]

“𝘛𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭, 𝘐 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭”​

― ThePaulBunyanTrophy

they were technically 'his', and he could decide whether or not they stayed up?

Not exactly - it was a joined project with Banchou (from what it looks like based on credits, I might be entirely wrong). But he chose to respect Paul's will.

 

[justforthelulz]

@bigtiddyoneesan
Probably what @Halo said, since I don't actually follow SL, just the occasional drama that seems to pop up from time to time.

 

[ColorfulSoy]

you guys read Solo Leveling ?

i am good with that series....

 

[justforthelulz]

Subject [T] was spotted in a suggestions thread giving a reasonable not-quite-rejection of a requested addition.
Ever since it was revealed that Finland may not actually exist, any reports of Subject [T]'s sighting must be taken with great skepticism.
How ironic it must be that Subject [T] once told us to find a hobby, which turned out to be observing them in their not-so-wild habitat.

 

[Halo]

Coffesday actually acts like a dev. This is so beautiful.

"𝘈𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵."​

― David Attenborough

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Subject [T] was spotted in a suggestions thread giving a reasonable not-quite-rejection of a requested addition.

In-depth responses like this one aren't valuable merely because they come from staff—nay, their true value lies in how scarce they are.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Day XXX:

Nothing worth noting,
mods are being elusive.
Need to up my game.

 

[immortalartisan]

Are the staff scps or something?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@immortalartisan

Are the staff scps or something?

Subject [P] might as well be one.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Who is subject P?
Nobody but Tiddy knows.
Enlighten us please.

 

[Richman]

@EOTFOFYL
Shota-loving half-reindeer woman

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Oh god, that monster,
last seen asking for lolis...
Some bastards fed him.

 

[immortalartisan]

So the staff are a bunch of http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1788?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

So the staff are a bunch of http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1788?

Nah, just Subject [P].

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

[b]RED ALERT[/b]

MODS SPOTTED IN FORUMS 3, 8, AND 10.

STAY WHERE YOU ARE. DO NOT ENGAGE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

 

[immortalartisan]

DCT teams 2 and 3 have been dispatched

 

[Halo]

September 24, 2020

Out of the blue and totally not because of my previous report, the unknown individual who has the access to Zephyrus' account wrote a slightly depressing comment on the suggestions forum.
Our NovelDex dreams are dead, everyone.

 

[pandascepter]

@Halo

 

[justforthelulz]

Subject [K] was observed mimicking human emotions; specifically sadness and empathy.
Because Subject [K] and Subject [P] were previously classified under the same genus, p.relationus; it was incorrectly assumed that such displays were simply infeasible for them.
However, with Subject [P]'s metamorphosis into t.developus, we now know Subject [P] was simply an outlier whose influence on Subject [K] suppressed such events from being regularly shown.

 

[Richman]

Broke: Reading these reports to make fun of the staff
Woke: Reading these reports to find interesting mangos.