A: holey sheet!
B: This is what dudes drawn by a gay dude look like. It's actually a bit much for a lesbian such as myself.
C: awww I was kinda hoping there would be at least a question as to who would be topping... I'm sick of the tropes being consistently confirmed. Twinks and femmes can top, too.
(It was funny when my wife and I discovered neither of is had really topped... Took practice for both of us...)