Tell me, Which is the best milk

[CyanHide]

What even is the appeal of Soy milk?

Chocolate milk ist über alles

 

[aloysiusks]

soy milk is delicious. better than regular i say!

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Don't listen to the poster above me. His one and only goal in life is to create more femboys.

 

[justforthelulz]

@bigtiddyoneesan

soy milk is delicious. better than regular i say!

[aloysiusks'] one and only goal in life is to create more femboys.

Did you mean soyboys?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@justforthelulz
It's like in Pokemon when there are branching evolution paths.

Giving the held item "soy milk" to the Poke and then leveling it up when it knows the move "Switch" evolves it into a soyboy.

Whereas the same Poke evolves into a femboy if it instead has the "Crossdress" move, just at a lower level if it's also holding soy milk.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

All milk are equal,
it's all down to preference.
So go pour a cup

 

[justforthelulz]

@bigtiddyoneesan
But what if it knows both "Switch" and "Crossdress" while holding soy milk?

 

[hazzack]

contrary to popular belief, almond is not a nut. but also a horrible alternative to whole milk.
soymilk, however, is even worse alternative to whole milk.
there's no alternative to whole milk.
milk is good.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@justforthelulz
As of Gen VIII, it doesn't evolve when it knows both.

But leaks from Gen IX say that apparently it'll get the new "Femsoy" evolution (Fairy/Electric) when both are applied.

 

[Greenfrost]

I can't believe no one's mentioned strawberry milk. Strawberry 2% milk is the best, and I will fight to the death anyone who disagrees.

 

[EV-8371_kk]

I drink both soy milk and normal milk. It's just that I like soy milk when it is sweetened. Sweetened milk just off.

 

[Merkywater]

mammal milk is the best and only kind of milk that there is.

 

[BroederTrapist]

A milky fluid that didn't come from nipples isn't milk.

 

[firelight]

Unpasteurized

 

[Tscheddov]

cat Milk!
Thufir Hawat approves

 

[aloysiusks]

you are goddamn right