The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[CyanHide]

The person below me broke his nico nico kneecaps in an “accident”

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

The person below me didn't do their Spanish lesson and Duolingo is manhunting them.

 

[Markgraf]

Because I don't need no clases de lenguaje apestoso!

The person below me was supposed to be the fourth girl in Joshikousei no Mudadzukai but was rejected as being too much of a Denise.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

According to Urban Dictionary.. Denise is a very nice girl so.. Thanks??

The person below me think they can throw the UK into chaos by destroying their tea supply.

 

[Markgraf]

And with this trainwreck of a Brexit mess, they're teetering on the edge!

The person below me swears they're straight even after the teenage trap holding a tube of intimacy enhancing lube with an obvious boner propping up the front of their skirt ran up in the convenience store saying, "Look, look, Onii-chan! This is what you were talking about, right?"

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

The person below me has the big gay.

 

[Markgraf]

Well, there's no point having the LITTLE gay, is there?

The person below me thinks ordering a vente Starbucks Nitro cold brew soy milk frappaccino with two pumps of hazelnut syrup makes them look urbane & sophisticated.

 

[Pika]

OH SOH-WEE for ordering MY superior drink so that YOU needed to wait in line for 5 more minutes. Your normal drink is probably for your dog, or you drink that? Why don't you at least add some pumpkin spice on it, you normie!
To be honest with you, I have no idea what those things are

The person below me can't spell ice cream.

 

[Ranzo]

I'll make you ice scream so you better watch what you say to me

The person below me has no small intestine and they are very insecure about that fact.

 

[BlackGeneral]

I share with you my most deepest secret, and the first thing you do is to reveal it to everyone...

The person below is untrustworthy (like all the others).

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

It's fine just hand me over that trillion-dollar artpiece I won't slip!

The person below me sent fifty million texts hoping that one of them will reply and become friends. It didn't work.

 

[mrguest]

DONT EFFING REMIND ME THE SUFFER!
anyway
the person bellow me enjoy wearing "Pink Stripped Programming Sock"

 

[Ranzo]

Well yeah I think it shows off my legs well
The person below me still licks other peoples stamps even though it's 2019

 

[Pika]

HMPH, I only lick the backside!

The person below me eats moldy leftovers from a week ago and his excuse for not buying fresher food is "because he's strengthening his immune system to fight the evil overlord"

 

[CyanHide]

Let’s see how YOU LIKE IT when the food goes bad and the army stops fighting...

The person below me thinks that it is his destiny to make hentai for all sorts of obscure games and media

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

But that's my kink.
The person below me wears eyeglasses with wipers.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

That's where you're wrong, kiddo! I wear my glasses WITH FLOPPY MINIPANCAKES HANGING FROM THE SIDES!!

The person below me thought levitating to the moon would be a good idea.

 

[CyanHide]

The person below me doesn’t praise the sun everyday while chugging Sunny D religiously...

Like the filthy heretics they are...

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Please.. if anyone is heretics it's not us The Blades of the Dark Moon.. it's you folks from Warriors of Sunlight! Your god is not even a god anymore! (According to Lord Gwyn)

The person below me is a quack.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Duck duck duck

Duck duck duck duck DUCK!