Have you even heard my fire mixtape huh?! I sampled 43 different sounds of animal noises to make It from the zoo and nearly got yiffed when the guy below me went "UwU hewwo wet me touch yewr exposed knees." S-Stop touching me there you knee obsessed used car salesman! Ill call the police
It's true, I really should just stop... But every morning just repeats the same action hoping that my cat will miraculously appear from the corner again...cuddle next to me, chew on biscuit crumbs and drink his milk... How I missed him....
The next person doesn't give tips even after he vomits all over the place and needs the bartender to help clean up