The Haiku Thread

[Jordan_Weeberson]

End with a joke.
People will forget the rest.
This is my motto.

Spoiler

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Ending with a joke,
yet nobody is laughing...
Operation failed!

 

[Teddy]

Ending him with jokes
"Oh why so serious? Hm?"
Break his heart with guns

 

[Teddy]

A Lunar new year
Year of the ratty bastards
Plague in Wuhan area

 

[tofuchan]

@Teddy

Scary bird made flu
Distracts you from other scene
Uyghurs disappear

 

[EOTFOFYL]

A grim miasma,
advent of a pestilence.
Hang on, wrong era.

 

[Mr-BoyMan_Dude]

@Jordan_Weeberson ok mate, you got a sauce for that?

 

[justforthelulz]

The perceptive tree
Had a strong feeling it was
Onee x Shota.

 

[LonelyPerson]

A lonely soul stares,
The world full of life and joy.
His eyes close, alone.

 

[alipz]

This love for music
Buried by so much hatred
What is worse than death?

 

[Teddy]

Bap bep bip bop bup
So many types of burping
vowels are a nuisance

 

[LonelyPerson]

Music a comfort,
For a moment full of warmth.
I sit listening.

 

[hazzack]

then i see myself
loosing my mind, sanity
i beg you, help me

 

[Teddy]

Where be thy soul lies
Where be thy depression lies
Where be yachts rented

 

[LonelyPerson]

Nervously watching,
My red heart a fluttering,
Anxious as can be.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Such a fragile thing;
the small ember of one's life,
snuffed out instantly.

 

[Albwin]

Why do all who are
reincarnated into
isekai come from

East Asia alone,
never from another place?
I wonder why, though.

To have the hero
come from the country where it
is sold first, that's that.

Understandable
for sure, and no questions asked.
That's how it should be.

Nonetheless, I say,
internationality
would resonate well

with us various
readers from around the world.
Well, don't you agree?

The one exception
I ever read about was
a German nazi

who was long since dead
when his diary was found.
That was about it.

Though as a German,
I was appaled that this guy
brought his weaponry

to test it out on
an innocent isekai.
Such terrible thought!

Not that our own
world should ever have faced such
crimes without equal.

 

[Teddy]

Washington, Adams
Jefferson and Madison
Murica's Rebels.

 

[Teddy]

Isekai reborn
Some Lolis plus onee-chans
Always guaranteed

Not always Op
But will have more plot armour
Than T-34.

 

[justforthelulz]

The image below
Happens to also contain
A complete haiku.