The Haiku Thread

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Halt, criminal scum!
You've violated the law!
Tell it to the judge.

 

[pandascepter]

Now i hate that thing.
I decided to come home,
it's scares me so much.

 

[pandascepter]

Ahh, yes, rainy day....
What a good day to life, right ?
Another plain thought.

 

[pandascepter]

Wet Sakamoto.
Time to dry your pretty hair.
*wipe intensifies

 

[pandascepter]

"Ambulance is here."
Time to go you little shit,
hope you get fixed.

 

[justforthelulz]

Ambulance is here!
Time to go you little shit,
Hope you get fucked up.

 

[Halo]

Some meaningless words
Another line of seven
Wow, such poetry

 

[pandascepter]

damn @Halo, that's cool.
Less than three same punch da.
Give me more same.

 

[pandascepter]

That haiku is.......
My apologize @Halo,
i got excited.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

What's with all the sharks,
Some kind of shark event here?
A "No Bully" zone.

 

[pandascepter]

Sister love spicy.
"I think, we need to fixed it."
"Fix what ?" "Cooks schedule."

 

[kenx]

This is is real life.
It's not just a fantasay.
Is there a escape?

 

[Richman]

@pandascepter
Mexican cuisine be like.

 

[pandascepter]

Bike is interesting,
only for Akira style.
Here's some example.

 

[pandascepter]

Let's see twitter's today.
Oh, it's Juliet's author.
He had a baby.
https://twitter.com/yousukekaneda/status/1295715016902139904?s=20

 

[pandascepter]

"Good morning sister."
"Helping to deliver mails."
'ahh, clumsy sister.'

 

[pandascepter]

"Please, can you stop it,
you're so sweaty, so stop it."
"but, i am so sad."

 

[pandascepter]

"I can't cooks anymore ?"
Illegal cultivation,
seems like the answer.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

An epic unfolds
right before our very eyes
Pando Chronicles

 

[EOTFOFYL]

If you look closely,
you can see Hazack in there.
Wait...why is he there?!