The Haiku Thread

[BlackGeneral]

Is taking a peek,
an ungodly perversion,
or men's hope and dream?

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[img=max-width 50%]https://i.ibb.co/xLhn4z9/ITake-APeek.jpg[/img]

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@BlackGeneral

Rather perplexing.
Nonetheless, you must do it.
The dreams of all men.

 

[Alraisen]

Working in Japan
Shit cleaning on a night shift
How did it got there?!

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Delver of secrets,
going through search history.
Disturbing results.

 

[BlackGeneral]

For your sanity,
don't forget to often clean
your search history.

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The mosquito bites,
all over my naked arms,
are very itchy.

 

[Markgraf]

Nothing says summer
like binging many chapters of
slice-of-life manga.

Sad, un-techie me
doesn't have a clue how to
paste an image here.

 

[Alraisen]

If I get lucky
next job is in a temple
wish me good luck, please

 

[Teddy]

@alraisen
Hope the stuff you clean.
Comes only of natural world.
Explains the night shift.

 

[BlackGeneral]

My poor Alraisen
May Kami-sama grants you
no more shit to clean.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@Markgraf

To paste an image,
one must use the image tag.
Start posting pictures!

Hint:

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Use "

"

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Today is the day,
it's time for the ritual.
You know what to do.

Edit:
Thank you, @BlackGeneral,
Unexpected picture fix!
You're a MVP

 

[BlackGeneral]

He is delicious,
and will make you grow stronger.
The strawberry milk.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@BlackGeneral

Do you know the truth?
The truth of strawberry milk!
Don't you understand?!

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@EOTFOFYL

Imgur's abnormal
Open link in a browser
To see the image

Then you press once more
To isekai this image
To another tab

There you cast its link
To

And hence it will work

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Share by copypaste and open it in a browser. Long-press the image, or something else according to your browser, to get the option "open image in another tab" and copy the link and put it between the img tags.

 

[BlackGeneral]

The second I saw
this bright sparkle in her eyes,
I knew I was dead.

-山​

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Dear @BlackGeneral,
I see that you have great tastes...
May I ask for sauce?

 

[BlackGeneral]

It's Evangelion,
and the great Yuyushiki
who made a baby.

No Illustration
About how they procreated.
This is lewd... too lewd...

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@BlackGeneral

Those eyes, they whispered:
"omae wa mou shindeiru"
And then the world burned.

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN ,
give me another attempt.
Chance to make amends.

[mp4]https://i.imgur.com/UrSBUtX.mp4[/mp4]

 

[BlackGeneral]

End of Loneliness.
I'm gonna get a girlfriend!
Let's start Lesson 1

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[AfterMidnightMoon]

@BlackGeneral

To touch a girl's boobs
Casually, admiringly
It is forbidden

Make her happy first
Passionately, lovingly
Before you touch them