The Haiku Thread

[EOTFOFYL]

Time grinds everything,
there are zero exceptions.
Nothing gold can stay.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

The sound of chewing,
the stench of blood in the air,
the feeling of dread.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

What in the holy frick
Have all of you been smoking?
Give me some of that.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Came to see cute girls.
Found an horrific monster.
Cry in a corner.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Imagination
Is the only thing I need
to be creative.

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No bed or futon
can equal the comfiness
of a lap pillow.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

How do you do it
You make haiku everyday
It's admirable

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Everyone, calm down!
Deep breaths and drink more water,
it's an illusion.

But something is off.
If it's just an illusion,
why am I hiding?

Spoiler

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@AfterMidnightMoon

A haiku a day
to keep atrophy at bay.
A fun game to play.

 

[Markgraf]

I'll throw in my dime
that, at least, most of the time
haiku should not rhyme.

Though, to speak true, the
5-7-5s that ensue
are really senryuu.

Here is my reason:
true haikus mention seasons,
all else is treason (!)

But, heed not all that!
Ignore such dull caveats -
fun is where it's at!

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Restrictions imposed,
creativity explodes,
Challenging one's self.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

@EOTFOFYL
Vocabulary
It is such a restriction
I need to study

Spoiler

Turns out, study is two syllables. I thought it was three.

 

[Alraisen]

Climbed the Mount Fuji
And staying overnight
My bones are melting

Try self-improvement
It really is difficult
Battling your own mind

Interviewed by monks
What a beautiful temple
But so many rules...

 

[BlackGeneral]

I need a small break
Far away from Internet.
So much things to do...

 

[EOTFOFYL]

When work starts to pile,
your mind begins to wander.
dark thoughts multiply.

 

[MoonlightFairy]

Someone give me a pencil,
to kill him and whoever on my way,
Because they killed my dog.

 

[Albwin]

Evening in summer.
The beautiful sky looks like
old papyrus scrolls.

 

[plonz]

^^^^^
Someone tell this guy
The first line of his is four....
God damn stupid tree.....

 

[Garakuta]

Looking up to you,
dazzling and brilliant blue,
distant, but right here.

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Weights in both my hands.
Up and down for the muscles!
...now everything hurts.

 

[Teddy]

I was very wrong
There wasn't any lewding
Just scary monsters

 

[EOTFOFYL]

I made a new friend!
she may look a bit angry,
but that will change soon.

 

[Markgraf]

Ice cold barley tea
is the very thing to quench
my summertime thirst.