The Person Above You Thread!

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Pika and they were delicious. Jealous?

 

[BlackGeneral]

At this moment @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN didn't realize that what he had just written would make his life hell.
The 4 Vegans of the Apocalypse™ are already on the way to get his head.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@BlackGeneral is one of those vegans. Not The Four Vegans of the Apocalypse™, but rather The Fifth - the unnamed one who is too poor to buy a seat in The Four.

 

[BlackGeneral]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN's life is so boring, that nobody finds anything to say about him.

 

[ninjadork]

@BlackGeneral wants to lick more meteors.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@ninjadork contemplates upon Dandan's mundane life and has received inspiration.

He is now a rock.

 

[AkiraFudo]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN fights dinosaurs in space as a part time job.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@AkiraFudo is a space ninja who got inspired to lick asteroids thanks to @ninjadork and @NinjaKirby.

 

[SandyBleach]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN has a similar life to spiders, i somehow see them everywhere and as i grow up their insignificance grows

 

[ninjadork]

Having embraced his new supercomputer existence (supercomputers are made from rocks) Ninjadork commends @SandyBleach on his newfound objective wisdom. Embrace the spider-bro.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Spider-bro~

Spider-bro~

He does whatever @SandyBleach hates~

 

[Edyrm]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN tortures spiders-bros, trying to impress all them spider-lolis.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Edyrm Died of jealousy because how big Dandan's spider-loli harem is.

 

[Edyrm]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN accidentally stepped on his spider-loli harem, they all died, he vowed never to touch a loli ever again.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Edyrm felt so sorry that the heavens turned him into a loli to soothe Dandan's sufferings.

 

[Pika]

The FBI said "Open up!" and caught @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN redhanded

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Plot twist: @Pika is the FBI and the FBI likes it

 

[Edyrm]

Plot twist: Plot twist: @Pika the FBI was faking on the enjoyment, he needed more concrete evidence, @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN was foolish enough to brag about the murders he commited, about the loli's he touched, @Pika got it all on tape, @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN will be going to jail for long, long time.

 

[Pika]

@Edyrm assumes that people fake on enjoying loli content... @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN might be going to jail for a long time but @Edyrm has found a new fetish.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

You may think that this is over, however my secret underground business is still going and @Pika will never find it! Muahaha!!