The Person Above You Thread!

[Pika]

Why wouldn't you?

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is the psyduck in the movie

 

[CyanHide]

@Pika ‘s profile pic is secretly a boner in a hentai mag

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@CyanHide is secretly a boner in a hentai manga

 

[CyanHide]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN was hired by the FBI to act like bait because they look like a loli...

This is why they like saunas...

 

[Markgraf]

@CyanHide drinks the sauna water after @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN gets out.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Markgraf Drinks the sauna water after @CyanHide peed it out

 

[CyanHide]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is an eldritch abomination for making these claims real just by uttering them onto a forum for manga

 

[Markgraf]

@CyanHide compulsively reads manga site forums in a desperate bid to stave off crushing loneliness.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Markgraf is loneliness impersonated

 

[Markgraf]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN does lewd things with soap while bathing.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Markgraf is the soap I use to "rub passionately"

 

[Pika]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN rubs his feet with soap so much it bleeds

 

[Markgraf]

@Pika never rubs his feet with soap!

 

[Pika]

@Markgraf rubs other people's eyes with soap!

 

[Markgraf]

@Pika cries like a sissy when he gets snapped on the butt with a wet towel.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Markgraf wishes to be that towel

 

[Markgraf]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN wishes to be that butt

 

[Pika]

@Markgraf wishes to be slapped on, no matter where

 

[CyanHide]

@Pika , @Markgraf and @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN are having a gay threesome in a hot tub to make $20 each.

Now, if you’ll excuse me lads, I have a date with a shotshell to the forehead...

Edit: May 12, 2019
Little did this poor sod realize that DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is still an eldritch god capable of altering reality...

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@CyanHide is the semen-filled hot tub water. You can't run away for the geiness!