The Ride-On King - Vol. 5 Ch. 26.5 - The President and the Centaur's Mystery Booze/Ultimate Seasoning

page 3 :
putin : mmm , it tastes like cum , er , i mean , kumis with more acidity .

goof in page 3 , panel 3 and 4 : the horse part of this centaur guy is supposed to have dark skin , not white skin .

elf girl : his horse part could probably produce milk ... from his n!pples , or his d!ck ?

the mind of an ero erufu elf girl is always filled with naughty thoughts , lol .

a half-naked centaur girl enters the stage . i bet putin wants to ride on her , "bareback" , lol pun .

bareback
Without a saddle.
(slang) Without a condom.
 
Wait so do female centaur milk from their human tits or their horse's "tits" (or udders?)
 
Actually, potatoes don't make you fat. Starch is decomposed into glucose and the main (only, in fact, as long as there is no extreme lack of fats in the diet) culprit for obesity is fructose (mostly eaten in the form of sucrose that consists of one molecule of glucaose and one of fructose).

Unless, of course, those potatoes are processed into alcohon which will fatten your liver with cirrhosis (so will fructose as well).
 
Kumis... the stench from it is stomach churning. It tastes and feels like puke when drinking it and aftertaste is as awaful. I know, I grew up in the Alteimountain region. Don't ever try that stuff if you aren't 100% sure you can keep the contents in. Only a man like Puti... eh Purchinov would like that taste.
 
Anyone else think its not a coincidence that potatoes are making fantasy creatures fat...
 
Centaur girls are always a welcome sight
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This might be the first time we've seen Putin fail at anything.
 
Our elf is dirty minded, haha.
Indeed I just want her dirty mind become true. A bucket of milk from Marcelia, what a man dream (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
 

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