The Rise of the Unemployed Wise Man - Ch. 11

Oh no! You should pay for the holy sword you broke! I mean it was national treasure right? Hahaha serve you right!
 
wow, a 'holy sword that looks like it was made from a mass production cast form with very minimum distinctive feature' broke
 
@Hell_Satan

Bruh, this isnt a "hero by circumstance" situation, the god of their world BLESSES them with their jobs and abilities when they turn 13, the god is just a shit-head if THIS is the hero he chose
 
Bruh if that plain looking holy sword is the king of weapons then all the other swords might as well be called godly
 
@Kolderen If you look at the gods in the Greek pantheon their not upright people to begin with so should you expect other gods of other worlds to be the upright as well.
 
@Hell_Satan It doesn't matter tho, as 13 year old you can be pure AF but after a lot of "encouraging" etc the fame can rise to your head and you basically become a different person, also power can corrupt.
But i think the hero just lost his blessing hence why his sword snapped (thats what i think), as in most cases a hero needs to be selfless and "sacrifice" themselves that also the moment when most heroes get their power-ups.
 
If our mc was a bit older, he probably wouldn't mind ending the hero who shows no concern for anyone
 
Hero: HoW cAN DiS HaPPeNs?!

The World: cos yer a turdbag, and nobody likes you, monkey boy.
 
I thought he was trash but no I was wrong he's not trash he's s..t and not just any s..t but hot s..t and not just any hot s..t bot the kind you get when you mix a cow's and horses s..t season it with bull s..t and let it air out on a open fire. that is what the hero is
 
Those are exactly the kind of heroes you get when the only requirement for being a hero is to get a mark from a god in some random ceremony.
 

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