The World Will Be Destroyed Tomorrow, so I Want to Rub Your Boobs - Ch. 1

This.. this is the reason why i look for oneshots

It may not be a perfect 10, but its pretty damn good
 
if the world gonna end tomorrow, i would send this to every girl that has big boob
 
BREAKING NEWS
Unnatural course correction of meteor proofs existence of higher power. We are all playthings of a sadistic god. Reality is a simulation. Life has no meaning.
 
Ayo so all I need to get a gf is for a meteor to threaten our species and then hope that it doesn’t actually strike?

Bet
 
Giant meteor-kun knew what he was doing..

Suicide ain't cool, but helping your bros is. Be like Giant meteor-kun.
 
I read something similar before. The meteor turned out to be a prank but everything was already past the point of no return when people finally found out.
 
What the scientists didn't see is the big sign on the front of the meteor which read "Mission Accomplished."
 

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