Gorillas die every day due to human deforestation of the Amazon rainforest for Brazillian corned beef farms. Do your part to stop President Madurro and his rampage of evil by becoming a Vegan today. The Gorillas of the Amazon will thank you, if they weren't already extinct.
What a refreshing take on the "<Noun> will <action> in <time period>" genre. I'm excited for this series' future- it could be the paradigm-shifting work that the genre desperately needs.