When your chair is pushed into your desk, how do you get out?

[Plykiya]

I've learned something sad today that I'll share after a few poll responses

 

[Halo]

 

[Plykiya]

oke
my sa d srtori is thaet my feet dona't toch grond
caent pusch with legs

if I tr yus ing ma arms mae desk tips over

so I hv to crawel out nitstead
i cri evertim

 

[nothingtosay]

well played

 

[MawMaw]

jerk off

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

For chairs with wheels on the legs, I usually use my legs (but arms sometimes).

For chairs without wheels on the legs, I knock over the desk in an autistic fit of rage.

 

[Plykiya]

I really didn't know that pushing your chair out from your desk wasn't a common issue people had... I'm just too short qwq

 

[AviKav]

Both

 

[Halo]

@Plykiya More reason to find a fat ugly bastard to pull you up. Good luck.

 

[Plykiya]

@Halo I feel like I've read that. Is it about a smug little shit losing a fight to the big dude, getting turned into the fat guy's personal onahole to lease out, and then after he goes free he gets assaulted by some dudes and then saved by the big guy again and it ends with him being loyal to the big guy

cause that's one of my favorite ones

 

[Halo]

@Plykiya Yep. It was released in a tankobon not so long ago.

[七松建司] 気丈なキミのメスの顔 ～股間にそびえ勃つモン・サン・パルフェ～ [DL版]

 

[Plykiya]

@Halo Is it uploaded to MD? if it ain't I'll do it

 

[Halo]

@Plykiya
Too late https://mangadex.org/title/29530/kuzu-no-fukushuu
Also, look who uploader lmao

New shit in that tank yet to be translated tho.

 

[Plykiya]

wow, so proud of myself
I know my fetishes so well
fat bastards and smugness getting broken is great

 

[Richman]

Same as bto, since my legs are long, if I try to push using them, most of the time I'll end up flipping the table/desk with my knees, so I use me hands to get up.

 

[Plykiya]

@Richman that's kinda hot

@bigtiddyoneesan sounds like you flip a lot of tables

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Richman

Spoiler

that is kinda hot tho

I just want to let you know.

Anyways I’m off

@Plykiya
They called me "desk-flipper Dave" from 6th to 12th grade. My name's not even Dave.

 

[hazzack]

cant you just jump off your chair?

 

[Richman]

What the heck?!

 

[Buttrider]

I prefer to use my legs, because pushing against my desk with my arms rocks my monitors, and I dread to think of the long term consequences for my HDD. Unfortunately, I often wear socks. Because it's cold, and I'm not a barbarian. So the floor is too slippery, see. Thus I'm forced to regularly subject myself to the anguish of the choice I don't want to make, and my drive to a premature death.

Honestly, it's a problem.